Chunky

internet van outside rip

1800 ping nice

im hotspotting my phone rn. 5G but apparently not. home internet down they're doing some fixes outside for a neighbour

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thought that went further behind me

angel wtf was that smoke

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yo first checker guy on B

were you just baiting the other checker teammate that i killed/

i guess we'll ne9ver know10

ns wolf

defuse if gay

now we know what the G in PGP josh stands for

gg

no blind 6?

wib

you had a nade in your hand no?

i dont get how u landed that

wtf is going on i cant crack 300 fps but should be getting 450 easy

omgg fucking windowed vs fullscreen windowed

dunno how or why it was set to windowed but that fixed it

back to 450

im at 360hz so it was fucking me up

ns

ns cave ripvin

gh

our orange threw an easy round win on T side im still annoyed off that

gottem

im at 320hz but game feels choppy

wtf am i watching

g

we know you dont have enough friends for a 5 stack

yo scoby were u lagging there or was that me?

oh lmfao 99 aim

4.99 degree preaim

bro .rip his profile he has 100 aim rating

come one bro u know where i am

finish it

3rd game in a row ive lost by 1 round.

cant catch a break

afk last

ready for the 4th

rip 6-0 the dream

24k and 0-7 is crazywork tho

omg he did it

after letting a T flank CT

but he did it

you clearly weren't texting as u were aiming at your teammate

i saved him from your tk

3 teammates doing less dmg than your bottom frag. we're making it work

yeah and i dont know why

but i dont want a 4th straight loss

let's see how a 24k plays

yo dragula

are you named after that rob zombie song?

or am i misremembering the title

so u suck dick to suck blood?

i put too much faith on my team

enjoy the w cam im holding w mid

no

as soon as i die its gg

there we go

cam did u leave arch to go B?

team's not even hearing right

28 rounds revochie with only 1 enemy flashed

gg

?

suicide's not that wide

samuel i want my assist

sirs and mams?

pistola gods

ok

our blue gonna hit 30k this season

look at his medal progression

ive seen 30k with 54 aim

our lvl 8 faceit is shittalking our other lvl 8 faceit player so not 30k this game but def this season inshallah

wrong player imp

damn im just realizing now we only managed 4 rounds lol

pls be patient

??

how not blind mid

and don don is gay

but no one asked

i bet u don's on A now cuz u called it

hehe

gg

sav Ak if gay

flash+smoke+wall headshot lol

lol just noticed that's babbu in your pfp

he's part of my in law family lol

gg

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[CT] ● Chunky﹫Alley: Incendiary!

swer on me nan

i am that ass

who?

gg

you guys wanna listen to a banger?

Chu Chu Pamela

its a train song wth

pamela chu chu, pamela chu chu

kobe

ha terrible nade

wow what terrible skins

ye

wtf man

can hit shit today

im sober just exhausted

nah just ready to gg and sleep

not exactly just let u pass

y did i hear 3 dinks but console says 100 in 2

well done, want a cookie?

gg. teammates cant even move correctly

bossman wat r u doin looking con from cat

ok jake

67

ns

i did what i could

damn 6 degree peraim

devising our comeback strat

thank you for your patience

i did ban this map

defuse if gay

gg

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53hp and i still died to default plant while outside b lol

ns

make sure u commend sir goyal for the throw

sorry bubba

gg

why are we 21-26 but you are 23-27. no balance

ladies, one at a time pls

ty for the tk to balance it 4v4

team is asking how u got mid

ty whichever ct threw cover smoke palace

fucking ladder

ns..

biggest bitch our blue

daddy?

wouldn't call that a prefire seeing that we saw you

what

r u doing so late

im solo. i think only 3 of them are queued

there mic spamming so i muted them and now this is what they do

i didnt kill u

teammate behind me

i only did 1 in 1 lol

800 ping rip

lol

lolll

heads high

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LMFAO

easy game

shady how u know crondle

u cheater

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now u know what it feels like to play with shady

no thats me

blame yump

he's heaven

mayostrike‎: my freinds are callin me a bum

mayostrike‎: my freinds are callin me a bum

mayostrike‎: my freinds are callin me a bum

mayostrike‎: my freinds are callin me a bum

i had to do a double take to make sure iw as seeing ct on silo

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again

wdym?

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ns

yi wtf

all my binds got reset

jokes on you

he's asian

yo ctown

gsxr750 or 600?

what 1k had that headlight?

2009?

huh. thought those were all the upside down triangle

hes definitely not afk in spawn

cat player threw that. its the reason whoever was jumping across get right died

make sure u tk in response

kobe

so

anyone from canada ?

he's ladder

like last time

come on 7-11 hurry up

8-11>11-11

bomb was a paid actor jumping into side from body

site*

yo 4 week overload take a break legion

he's ladder again

​trussss me daddy​ - drake

ns deag on me mid

fell for the fake

defuse if dyson is gay

does your mom know you're gay/

im flattered but im married with kids

thats nice

nothing wrong with a lil bombardment

ask england in 1944

1 dmg with m4??

gg

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gg

this might be the most retarded pistol round ive seen

you guys would win if you copy nendie's crosshair

ON GOD im not joking

nendies says copy his crosshair

gg

funnily enough. ive seen someone who's been playing normally get vaclived

first time ive seen that corner angle

barely saw your head

gh

interesting flash tree

??

gg

another cheater?

37 adr flaunting a 30k badge is crazy

we're all solo i think

no boost

but yes poopoo. gg

oh yeah

misunderstood what u wrote

did he say y he dc?

kk end this soon pls

avg rust player tbh

hahahaha

yes

tk captun and i commend

ns mtk

who

holding?

awper holding lower lol

moonwind with the running Ak spray through mid door nicely done

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hahahahaah

hahahahaha

why is there a camera icon in the center of A site?

mikey did u see it too /

it was like right in between us

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gottem

?

i was sitting there for so long tho

gotcha

ns grey

didnt even give me a chance to reload lol

nice..

gggggg what a team

smh another 98 in 4

never the kill

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insta? i waited 3 min for this

666 in the name and total damage. nice

?

i always knew blingbling was sus

i mean. i had the spawn. if demo's recorded voice comms you'd hear me say thats what im doing

but feel free to comment im cheating on my profile

nothing like going 6-11-11 with 100 adr

i just noticed we have a chinese baby in this lobby wth

SUCK IT OLEWAVY

hehe <3

ok

how am i facing u guys again when i just lost and you guys just won

holy shit it is 43

whoever 1 tapped vapor i saw that

did u have armor lunchbox?

only did 2 dmg

did it hit ur armor?

no running mid

jk hes running a

kobe

afk?

kinda weird i only saw goopy

r u sure thats not y u called a timeout?

imagine they win the round cuz of the extra AK

i pushed from outside everything else was cleared with team.

and i was asking

cuz honestly who calls 3 timeouts for a strat in premier

i wonder how long itll take them to notice he's afk

heh

sun pls let us know if you are afk again in which u are hiding spawn

you realize i said i didnt. i was asking. 3 timeouts. lobby/trophy full cleared

use logic

damn

its okay. what's 6 losses in a row anyhow

y wwas that flash so fucking delayed

hello heaven player

gg

7 rounds in not a single enemy flashed by this team lol

?

i made no noise a main

oh yes lovely -400 loss

he's lying

still is

wait

did i hit u van?

i did 40 in 1 to someone

really malek

big yahu with the 488 ms and 92 aim nicee

hm

hm

ok lets hurry this up pls i have to be on the road in 20 min

press X to doubt

external vs internal?

y u stop

389ms reaction gg

this retard linked a random ESEA account on his 2 year old steam profile lmao

your 2 year old steam account is linked to a 7 year old esea account? nice try

no you are the retard. you need to cheat haha

doesn't matter. u have to cheat to win

enjoy cheating

guy doesn't even have any league history. thats how you know he's bad

couldn't find a single open team to play for

ha retard looked at my profile

what a loser

missed all those shots?

missed all those shots?

loool

loser took 4 shots to kill me

VSAAA

y u no invite me bro

ns

Ak lol

save if gay tbh

he hittin that

was it nice tho? i just saw the kill feed

ju basterd bloody

not over till its over

imagine he comes back

hide long plat if gay

gg

team flashed?

team flash in 3 2 1

?

thought littlefinger was the first to die

but i killed him before i died

and my ? was asking y he swing out of ticket with knife out

hnothing elsee

kobe

you know that's your mom too right doofus. stop dissing the family

and don't be late for dinner tomorrow like last time

?

kobe

her

Loser left beforee i could talk

taiwan # 1

18 in 1 with scout how

boosting from LATAM?

im 37* so adult's dumb*

damn it aj

all you had to do was follow the damn train

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where he at

i want my assist

it looked like the nade hit your body but only did 33 in 1

get timed out

gg

ns

how u survive??

did u jump across con on cat?

i s2g i saw something move right side of con

gg

why strafe towards long but look suicide?

ns

stole his ace august

crafty u should TK for that

i tried

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i know you are but what am i

save if gay

get leetify

1hp warrior

damn look at the enemies flash distribution

weird your dad said the same thing to me 20 years ago

yeah. something about a gay son or thot daughter

method as in the spinner 5q with bunny and other gamesense spinners?

ty 4 tk

98 in4 rip me

defuse if gay

ha

yo proky, how many times have you been called porky by accident?

i can tell you none of those were by accideent

round 2 of porkin porky's dad

gg

99 in4 no wonder im likee how did he not die

these guys collectively nutted on that 3k

then collectively were let down

i did what i could

whats a ghosting ban on faceit? like stream sniping in a match?

y u steal my kill and t k

no fun

you were barely a pixel on my screen yet you ADAD 1 tapped on first peek

^

they already know that tho

you guys queued with him?

92 aim, 2.2 KD, 600 hours

100+ hours in 2 weeks i know you're just running the game

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mpabbe

messi

laminate cameeeel

oo yeah get it over with pls

kk im gonna send some lowball offers on marketplace in the mean time

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LOL

default?

did he abandon?

2 min left or 1?

gg

https://csgrind.com/profiles/76561198237850802/

https://csgrind.com/profiles/76561198237850802/

i beeen reporting

anyone queued with him?

yo iblur, lone was talking mad shit about u

he was saying how montreal sucks. quebec sucks. and anyone that likes the habs is hella gay for jean chrestian

i cheat on my husband. thank god no game ban for that

y voted off?

2 TK's 1 round

gg

2 kills, 24 dmg

???

how u no dead

ns

wya?

nice flick

we have furry 5-7 skins now?

33 in 5 with ak how

but so little

and at the start your body was out

LOL +6.2 rating

my buddies in advance are lucky to hold +3 in their red/yellow games

im pretty suree im older yet ive had faceit since 2014

so unless you're 40 you're not old

nice pre angle

ahahahahaha

lool the sites got you at 66% cheating

get smoked

oh rip nik

where were you??

hmmmm

but i just got there when u started

hmmmm

just fyi you have Civ5 listed twice in your completionist showcases

lgtm

ns

Man

-82

imagine

gg

anyone else losing600 elo for this match?

ok drate

TY 4 TK

got my assist

who was that?

i don't know if you know how they live in tokyo but 4hp btw

suck my dick nofried faggot frenchi

i dont?

link?

link it matt?

doesn't say shit for me

status just shows me player ID's no mention of anything else

i think this guy is trolling

you might wanna speak to a doctor

you know i fully heard u running right?

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walling ehhh

no me

pls me

im 7

dungmar leggo

ty for missing the free kill

i called murder hole market hole

gn

purple glocks are gay

duh, he's dating your dad stupid

also don't be late for dinner on friday like last time

how would she know if she was or wasn't dropped?

do you remember being molested by your unc?

plant B if gay

-530/+199 damn

y u no push him agent

ive never seen mp9 headshot from garage to mid u must be in advance or main league

damn look at my KD gang

did he even clear anything left of site before jiggling?

damn bro from 2-11 to 110adr

teammate called the boost

i dunno he said boost box started shooting. i just naded smoke and cleared after no one was fork

what the helly

just noticing yellow's character is asian

how ironic

our yellow

rip 13-0 the dream

rip 13-1 the dream

you have the power

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gg

stabbed me in the back as soon as round started

dont let this distract you from the fact that freaky bob stabbed me in the back at the start of pistol round

and something about hector running corbins on his honda

who was that directed towards?

hes on tiktok

yet your crosshair wasnt ready

whose pfp should i goon to after this round?

mat with 2 votes is in the lead

alright successfully gooned to gilbert godfrey

adv player btw

luke

somehow

xrey loool neither of us were ready

no u wanted to roleplay your dad

reported

ty

ty 4 tk

how you get that side of b so far

fast*

free kill

costly aim

tk scuba and i commend

knife out?

ima goon to that pfp soon

wait who

yeah i see it

im wondering why he was holding W on CT

now it makes sense

kicked players still get the W/L elo. makes no difference

you assume we havent tried to vote kick

i tried but 1-4 no

cheater saying u t uns

what is this crosshair placement lmfao

i will no longer goon to his pfp

he and blue are fighting

calm down 15k

oh yeah? kk i was checked out from apple but lemme lean forward now

?

hey chiquis

what made you not shoot default when you heard plant

and instead shoot off angle

tbh i kinda checked out a while back

gg

ty hyzo

give him the 4k hyzo

get leetify

16k hours for a 14 year old game isn't much tbh

espicially if you ever played in a league

he has 1000 matches lol he's prob just letting the game run to get the hours then

defend the hours?

damn

20 adr

anyone else getting net jitter?

was getting it all day yesterday

wait clavicles have we played before?

feel like i know the name

man this jitter is crazy. 200 ping spikes

it was happening on D2 and anubis yesterday

i chalked it up to Rogers internet being shit

but ill try that ty

lucky man

those are some nice 1taps ono me

dam

ns

LOL

wtf man

that shit wrapped around and went so far deeep

solo bomb push nt

ns long kiss

ns lol

gj kayray

stealing his ace

ok stop that

gg

saw head through gap in smoke

for half a second

watch demo man

i literally ran aps cleared second. held mid push and your head walks into my pov

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defuse if tommy is gay

hi

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gg

is anyone else on rogers internet?

i keep rubberbanding every 20 sec

gg

save if gay

save if extra zesty

but not gay

not surprised

ns

i was ready for the peek but crosshair placed for a little wider swing not the crouch pek

rip 9-0 the dream

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oops too soon

where??

gg

kobe

tk the scouter and i commend

damn wp dirtymilkdanman

ns

lol

7 in 1 damn

gg

the joke is that he's the left most player so gets left hanging

liam wtf man

gg

29 adr > 23 adr

gh

yo last CT

did u jump on site?

^

anyone else dealing with yellow skies

y he leav?

he went outside to see the yellow skies

y me wasabi

always me

again wasabi

he get the abandon yet?

gg

sorry about the leaver

damn it ward

you're not supposed to look at the wall

dj what pistol was that?

96 in 2

ace

gggggg

did i not dink u hwy?

there goes -600 elo

1 cheater is okay. but how u explain 3 teammates sub 60 ADR

wait

how did valve say lets put 3 red ranks against 3 purple ranks

zzz

i dunno he stabbed me in the back

ns

teammate said hee died mid

literally ask anyone in the chat

and just fyi your leg/body were sticking out i didnt have to clear anything

it said u shutdown game?

gg

they could have mics. sometimes i mute comms if the team mic spams too much

oh yeah you got muted

10 in 2 with m4??

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john wick with the john wack aim

robbie how many smoke kills is that now, 15?

16

did u miss your window juimp

cuz u sold it if u did

maybe t sided

no i'd say im a regular at your dad's place

ns

gg

20k and 16 adr is crazywork. what did i do to deserve this

adn

no?

my game was freezing last game this one has been ok

better to DC and get the 1m50s tech timeout no?

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wait

so was he AFK that last T round?

rip

??

i couldn't move all of a sudden then next thing i know im deead

this retarded team man

get leetify

get gg

make sure you T's commend whichever idiot pushed palace

ns

my team has full util but no one throws smokes to block anything off

is that nade ripple effect just visual or does it also throw your aim off?

bro said gg then took the round loss lol what a loser

gg

5v2

bro took out your knee

wya

not true

whoever threw that nade you musta taken geometery class

cuz i was outside of vent and u got me perfect

waba they're asking if you can run that again so they're ready this time

ty waba

the 9-0 dream lives on!

as my kids would say, cooked

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gush u ran across into my spray while i was trying to kill your teammate

loool

GG

1v3 yea?

bro ragdolled like he got bitch slapped by the juggernaut

defuse if megaman is lonley

lonely*

gg

rip

my fault for going for the head

ns

defuse if jayteh is gayteh

damn i triggered the girlfriend

girlfriends*

t r i g g e r e d

ring our

i'd say medium large

no. thats what the mouse says. fits medium large hands

i dont know why you'd want to fit a tee shirt in your butt but probably?

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gg

bro's shadow dancing in temple

i audibly oh'd

he no comeback?

la chet?

aren't you supposed to moo?

yo dummy

how do you know mreed?

do you know your da?

grips on you, jared's 43

safeing for chet?

safeing for Chet Baker?

lel

nt

his spidey sense was tingling

but he might be baked

gg

??

i got 1 tapped before u even flicked

96 aim rating but only lvl8 faceit??

brooo

you got me

i wasnt expecting u that close

69 in 1 nice

68 in 3 not nice

the real question is why is your pfp gay biden?

that's saving to u?

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fucking molly just spread around last sec lol

this guy bought his account and is getting carried talking shit lmao

gg

ns

ns

we got a car hider in the game kk

we have a pit hider in the game kk

gg

ty 4 tk

now tk him back for revenge

?

gg

but y stomp

and give your position away

not really

not really

not really

rip

lol

gg

wdym?

call the positions out sauc

im expecting saucer to pop off any round now

wya

gg

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hey guys it's jSo's first time playing dust 2. please be kind to her

i was 27k last month this is my first 5q in ages. solo q and losing down to this rank

weird that u queued with him

you burned 3 times before it regeristered to him

ct

3rd straight -570/+100 game what gives

wtf is this 99 in 4

i thought he was having ping issues

your bottom frag is 3-11 yet my team loves to lose a 5v4 after u tk the ruski

i lose 600 elo for this great

did u jump window?

or was that a dead guy back b site

ns

gg

4th loss in a row for me how are ppl playing like 5k in pink rank

22 enemies flashed jesus

team flash is crazy

fuck this team tbh

someone tk so he doesnt ace a hdamint

suck it riley

get usp'd

use my AK if gay

a spade is a spade

go back to lethal company

i mean, 4k season 3 rank now 25k

kush1n‎ [DEAD]: dont make me mute u

that sounds gay

1 by 1 by 1

no get leetify?

were you there to begin with?

im so confused

how u see him?

well now he has to change his underwear

gg

RIP 6-2 the dream

s/o registery for connecting my jumping M4 shot lol

he didnt ring around the rosey hard enough

el cato down. 1 el windo

and vulpine is el gayo

??

i dont have dmg prediction on but your body ragdolled like i headshotted u

it says 160hz but feels like 60hz wtf

nope

oh hmmmm

maybe my eyes are so used to 320hz

not chinese lol it's Acer

4k 160hz or 1080p 320hz dual mode

this the only trash game i play

everything else i play 4k/work in 4k

gg

you know why retard

weina jinxed it

gg

defuse if kankan is gay

thats right kill the gay

4k to 20k ...

our green

i call get right this guy is clearing bench

plant if darkmeat is gay

ha

rush b pls

not A

​Dreamstate​ - Phutureprimitive & Orenda check that song on youtbue

youtube*

ns

rush b

boat retard

go back to water

he kaka'd himself

dont dead open inside

ty 4 tk

did i miss another tk?

kk ty 4 tk again

gg

gg

need to stay pink rank that bad huh

bro stole my kill by killing himself

v taliban of u

yo how much did we hit u for LOL

i only did 31 dmg

o damn tuff pfp

rip OT

on the phone with his gf?

my fault i misunderstood . i thought you were saying you're hearing the AFK talk right now

and not you are listening to OT rn

wat

in the but

plant if gay and lonely

hmm

for now

gg

defuse if gay

wtf was that surf movement

defuse if gay and lonely

The mystery of life isn’t a problem to solve, but a reality to experience

oh lol how do u know saosin and alice

67 in 5 aiming at your head what gives

he has 31 adr dont make him overthink

19 in 1 with ak ? hm

plant A if gay

plant A if Cujo is gay and lonely

hm

ggg

ready for round 2?

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how you get top mid so fast

let's see what 8-17 can do

not witnessing much

not witnessing much

one could say, no more horsing around even

stfu spectre no ones talking to u

greetings from turkministan, the better stan

no im 37 software manager

with 3 kids

you are watermelon salesman

dont let them rot

is that why no one is buying his melons in the photo. they are at all other stalls bt his

no just your mom and dad

cuz they abandoned him

just as i told them to

gg

have to be jewish kids only

ns

gg

defuse if cade is gay for me

defuse if anarchy gets no bitches

????

wtf is up with my ain

aim

ggggg

whats a 5 letter word that starts with A, ends with E

is not ApplE

nt inderpreet

you are punjabi ya?

defuse if gay

rip 7-0 the dream

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i was 27k last month now just deranked to purple rank

+111...

-558/+113

so i have to win 2 for a promo..

gg i believe the team wishes to lose

no headarmor filthy?

YO LMAO lvl 5 season 3 badge damn

i went b for your call

and commended

lvl 3 faceit is crazywork

you think im cheating with a 14 year old acc, 250 games, $14k inventory??

i just told you at the start i was 27k last month

this is my account since i made it

LOOOL

5 losses in a row fuck this game

no comms all of a sudden

an*

99 in 3.....

ok ill aim higher

deondo‎: 0 kills round 2 wild

he's saying he let you live a little longer than u deserved

does ur dad kno u r gay

gg

and gn

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Get Leetify

??

boog u let him kill your teammate if you were hiding b

solo

jesus 19k cant be saying stuff like that

ah, lvl 1 faceit. that makes sense

thanks for the laughs

aren't you a 5q?

how u no get auto kick for the TK?

damn boog guess u gotta tk again if you wanna win the round

just fyi, i think slug is sus

ok

get leetify

false

we will go on to the W

you will not

and he was walking to top mid

he's 15 btw sharpie

not sure if you wanna be that excited

gg

damn bro wtf

Get Leetify

gg

SAVE AK IF GAY

oops cap

ace

gg

16 in 5 wow ct molly is trash

gg

finally got my ace

plant if gay

ha

tram? more like tran

Hydra‎ [DEAD]: lose if gay

Hydra‎ [DEAD]: lose if gay

blame u know who

gg

tbh no. my aim sucks

its what your dad calls my meat

you bastard

ngl i thought i had my mp7 with me

disappointed dwight

my dwigga

plant if gay

ha

ns..

2 teammates with <4 kills

lmao what a gayboi for denying he made a friendship bracelet. what are you gay?

because what's dog backwards?

we're*

i wanna know why it put me in a dallas server when i have virginia/chicago/ny

toronto

nah this is all on me my bad

defuse if gay

would one of you be so kind to abandon/surrender so we can go to sleep early

jump into window if gay

didnt deny it yet.confirmed gayboi

rip 8-0 the dream

38 in oct

you calling art fat?

gg

gn

gh

you shoot him through smoke he shoots b ack

you poop in his yard he poops back

gg

jesus -500/+200 still wth valve

not nice

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11. Jazzy is gay and im legally not allowed to kill them anymore

rip 11-4 the dream

kk i cant afford to lose another 500 elo after deranking from 26k

yo dox

how u know chaz and felus

felux

what about jessacow

mutuals

where

my place

by van

but i dunno if my teammates gonna follow

does stabbing in back count?

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i said van and also said they may not follow

nope i said van not aps

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i did what i could

but to be fair 2 of our teammates had 40adr at half so can only expect so much

how u get there that fast

aren't you 260llbs IRL

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gg

16 adr damn i haven't seen one that low

say asked if you wanna gargle my toehairs

agreed

ns

i hope you get numbskull on your team one time